B)

I'd be speechless.

Hi! ^_^ No Hablo Japanese, Perdon!

'Holy Freakin crap"

i mean..."HI"

We have the questions form for that.

"Parapara! Paraparapara! Parapara!"

Ummm, hi...

And then I'd run away with my nose gushing

As a group? I dunno. I'd have to talk through Chiyo, which might make it odd. Without her, things would go something like this...:

Sakaki: ...
Me: ...

Yeah, I'm not much of a talker. With Osaka it would be more fun, but no more a conversation:

Osaka: *japanese*
Me: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey... ya know?
Osaka: Eeeeeiiiii.
Both together: Hey!

With Chiyo I could have a real conversation (her English skills are demonstrated in the manga). I have no idea what it would be about. I hope her technical English is good, because otherwise it'd be like this:

Me: The sum of the nullity and rank of a linear transformation is equal to the dimension of the target space.
Chiyo: What?
Me: Youbetcha.
Me and Osaka: Hey!

;) I'd spend a few days, maybe a few weeks or months, to get to know them, and after I've internalized them 100%+, I will depart, knowing that I met and am good friends with one of the best cliques Japan has ever witnessed. (And if one of them doesn't have a guy, or has the hots for me...she's mine.) ;)

"gomen ne, nihongo ga arimasen"
"anooooo...."
"kanojo wa naritai desu ..."

~_~

YOROSHU TANOMI MANGANAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Works for me! :xd:

Sakaki: hi
Me: 0_0 HI *does the whole kaorin thing* how are you
Sakaki:....
Me: i have some animals
Sakaki: Marry me
lol i wish

Tomo: waaaaaaaaaa
me: waaaaaaaaaa
tomo:waaaaaaaaa
me : waaaaaaaaaa
tomo:waaaaaaaaaaa
me: waaaaaaaaa
Tomo: your so cool
Me: yeah you to
tomo and I would be like best friends from that start

Osaka: hello
me: hey
Osaka: hello
me: how are you
osaka: hello
me:...
osaka : good
me: yay
osaka and I.... i have no pateints lol

Yomi: hello
Me: hi
Yomi: sup
me: not much
Yomi: is there something u want?
me:umm... just a convo
yomi: yeah cool
Me: lets be friends
Yomi: ok
Me: yay
that would work out i think

Chiyo: hello
Me: hello
Chiyo: how are you
Me: i am good and yourself?
Chiyo: i am good
Me: cool
Chiyo: what are ya doin this summer?
Me: nothing y?
Chiyo: u wanna come to my beach house
Me: yeah sure
lol wouldn't be quit like that but chiyo is very nice

i dun even wanna imagine meeting Yukari lol
or Nymo

Kagura: hey sup man
Me: not much. whats happening
Kagura: o yeah the usual
Me: cool ya wanna come over this weekend
Kagura: i beat u at any game
Me: is that a challange
Kagura: hell yeah it is
Me: your on lol
that sounds about right i think umm.... yeah

now kaorin lol
Kaorin: hello
me: hello
Kaorin: did u see sakaki
Me: yeah y?
Kaorin: she is soooo hot ay
Me: hell yeah lol
Kaorin: i wish i could ask her out
Me: nice :P well why dun ya
Kaorin: she might turn me down
Me: that would be crap ay
Kaorin: yeah
lol

thats sounds like my friendly convos with em lol

eigo, desu ka?

WTF

whats that supposed to mean?

"english?"

So you really aren't cardboard cut outs?

I'd probably stand staring Kimura-sensei style for about 5 minutes while I think of what to say. Meanwhile...

Yomi: What's with that guy over there?
Chiyo-chan: He's kinda scary
Kaorin: H-he looks like Mr Kimura...
All: ...
Sakaki: Let's go...
All: Okay

By the time I've thought of what to say they've gone :embarassed: :xd:

Me: *holds up a pair of perfectly snapped wooden chopsticks* HEEEH.
Osaka: HIGH FIVE!

but what does this mean

"Help me. I am a foreigner. Is there an English speaker in the house?"

I probably wouldn't know what to say, since I'm terrible at introductions and don't speak Japanese.

NOW, assuming I had a Babel Fish in my ear at the time, I would probably just chat for a few moments, get a few AIM screen names, advise Kaorin on how to ask out Sakaki, things like that.

Or just have Chiyo be your translator. >.> Or Yukari. But you'll have to go through Nyamo, first:

::Wonderland member starts walking toward Yukari and Nyamo::
Yukari (dub): Oh, shiznit. Wait here, okay?
Nyamo (dub): ...oookay...
::Wonderland member comes up to Nyamo from behind and pokes her in the back::
Wonderland member: Excuse me.
Nyamo: GAAAAH!
Yukari (watching from some hidden place): Ehehehe.
Nyamo (dub): YUKARI, GET YOUR [CHIYO-CHICHI] OVER HERE.
Yukari (dub): Fine.
Nyamo (dub): Why the hell did you do that?
Yukari (dub): I thought he was your fanboy, so I went behind the pillar to give you some privacy...
Nyamo (dub): TO HELL WITH THAT.
Yukari: OK. So, what can I help you with?
Wonderland member: ...I love you. (or something rantish to that extent.)
Yukari: WHAAAA?!

Just a note: The [CHIYO-CHICHI] censor isn't auto-censor. :D

somewhat corrected :3

Umm... I think I'd be freaked out and become totally speechless. Talking about having the rare opportunity to meet your favourite anime characters! :lol:

Yeah! That's the spirit! XD

Prally sumtin' like that.

But I'm learnin' Japanese, so this is prally it:

Kuroe[my name in Japanese]: Eigo o hanashimasu ka?
Chiyo: Watashi.....
Kuroe: *ahem* I am Strawberri Kuroe and I'd like to talk to you. A friendly Ohayou if you will. :lol:
Chiyo: It's nice to meet you Kuroe-chan. :lol: *Chiyo turns to group*
Chiyo: *Japanese explaining who I am*
Kuroe: >.> Woah.....
Chiyo: This will be...erm...difficult, so just let me turn the DUB SWITCH on.
Kuroe: dub switch....?
*chiyo turns on dub switch *
Sakaki:Hello.
Kuroe: Hiya!
Sakaki: How old are you?
Kuroe: about 11.
Chiyo: Wowwww, you're 11? Me too [where I am in the manga]
*after I get 2kno them*
Osaka: Volleyball, anyone?
Kuroe: YATTTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*chaos ensues*
2bcont......

EDIT: My real name is Chloe, therefore, Kuroe. *found out on a site*

Actually, your name would stay exactly the same in roman letters. The "interpretation" you got is how it would be written in katakana.

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Back on topic.

I'd probably follow Yomi for a bit to find out which locker was her's and (when she's not looking) stick a love letter in that locker. :wub:

As for the rest... The conversations would probably go nowhere... fast.

I'd ask the gang to go to Okinawa again and take just Sakaki back out to see the Iriomote cats together. The rest of the trip would be a blast though, and I would get to practice a little Japanese.

Me: Hello every... jin! Yay!

Yomi: Baka gaijin.
Tomo: Baka baka!
Kagura: Baka gaijin.
Chiyo (in English): Are you lost?
Sakaki: ...
Osaka: Yay!

it would be pretty hard to try to talk with them...since there japanese, so I will let chio chan or mrs yukari introduce me, as for what to say:

Me:can you be my teacher?
Yukari: see namo, im popular in america
Namo:................
Me:your so lazy that you wouldnt give any homework, and I have to do nothing
Yukari: why you !!!!
Namo: hahahahahaha

(in america after the series)
ME; hello , Im suppose to show and help you around collage
Chio: Hi
Me: so your 12?
Chio: ( i forgot her age) yes
Me: okey then, lets get into my sports car
Chio: -shakeing- Ms yukari please stop, Im sorry, no were going to die
Me:okey, we ll walk
Chio: okey

I will of corse try to speak to the other menbers but...I dunno,

Osaka
Osaka : sata andagi
Me: fughedaboutit
Osaka: sata andagi
Me: fughedaboutit
and so on

AHHH! NOT THE DUBS! PLEASE NOT THE DUBS!!

I don't think Osaka's southern accent for the dub is a bit inappropriate...I'd rather have it someone spacey or something :D

But back on topic.

Me: "Let's go detach Chiyo-chan's pigtails so that we can fly. This is going to be fun."
Osaka: "ALL RIGHT! THAT'S THE SPIRIT!!"

OR:

Osaka: "Let's go watch a movie..."
Me: "Which one, DDR?"

Chiyo: Ahhh! A scary pink man is coming right for us.

Me: *stands in front of Osaka* Sausage!

Osaka: Meat!

Me: Chiken!

Osaka: Snake!

Me: Bug!

Osaka: Truble!

Me: Windows!

Osaka: Darkness!

Me: Take cover!

*the rest of them moves on as if they wouldn't know them*

Osaka: War!

Me: Bush!

Osaka: Charlie!

...

Some dialogue from my prior conversations with the girls.

Hachi: Hey Osaka, they say that you're a great singer.
Osaka: Chaunen...I just get by.
Hachi: Well let's hear it, Osaka-chan.
Osaka: Osaka-chan?
Tomo: Come on, Osaka, let's hear that voice.
Osaka: Okay, here it goes. (sings) All the time I try to fly, I fail without these wings, I feel so small, guess I'll need you, Chiyo. And every time I see you in my dreams, I see your face, I start to scream. Guess I'll need you Chiyo...
Hachi: (On bended knee) That...was wonderful. (bawls like a puppy)
Chiyo: Eheheheh...

LMAO. Clever.

I would say something like

Hello your all very cool and I wish I could live life like you guys

<---------------- Doesen't talk much in real life

Hachi: Sakaki, pull my finger.
Sakaki: Huh?
Hachi: Pull my finger!
Sakaki: Okay...
*Sakaki pulls Hachi's finger, Hachi grabs Sakaki and kisses her*
Sakaki: Mmmmmm....
Kaorin: *walking over* Sakaki-san, I...N...N..N..NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! *Kaorin falls apart, dies*

Tomo: *pointing to football player* Hey Hachi, is that the Mchelin Man?
Hachi: No, that an Indianapolis Colts football player.
Tomo: Oh? The Michelin Man is a football player? MI-CHE-LIN!!! MI-CHE-LIN!!!
*Hachi cover's Tomo's mouth, restrains her.
Hachi: *sneaks a dirty look at audience* Calm down. Teh cops are gonna come over.
Tomo: ...

WOOOOOOOOOOO YOU KILLED KAORIN...

even though SHES sometimes funny

Me: *bumps into Yukari* Hey, I know you! You're that crazy English teacher down at the high school!

Yukari: WHO TOLD YOU THAT!!! THAT'S A DIRTY LIE!! *slaps me*

Me: Eheheheheh... anyways, you wanna go grab a drink sometime? I hear there's this great place down by the train station.

Yukari: WOOHOO!!! You Americans aren't half bad... not like that cheapskate Nyamo! She'll probably want to tag along... and tell me that I've had enough... and blah, blah, blah. I swear, that girl is an old nagging grandma in training.

Nyamo: (from behind Yukari) Who's an old nagging grandma, now?

Yukari: Eh... here, this one's your type! *disappears in a flash*

Me: Uh... hi.

Nyamo: You... speak... nihon...

Me: Eh, no. Gomen nasai.



How did Nyamo understand Yukari when she was speaking English? I don't know!

Hachi: *points at Osaka in the convocation* Aha! An Angelino!
Osaka: Angelino? I'm an Angelino. You say I'm a Faker but...I'm a Spur.
Hachi: *taken aback by lightning Yukari-style* A SPUR!?
Osaka: What's wrong with San Anton?
Hachi: *gets away* G---g-g-g-get back! Don't come any closer...AAARRRRRGHHH!!! Get away....
Yukari: *sees Hachi cause his own bedlam in bedlam* Funny...and I thought I was the crazy one....*pouts*

Hypothetical situation about to occur. Please keep all arms and legs inside reality.

Sakaki- Hi

Nagare- Hi. Do you like cats?

Sakaki- Yeah, I love cats, but my mom's allergic and I can't have one, but I keep a wild-cat at a friend's house.

Nagare- I like cats too. They're so cute and soft and small. Like little living toys or something.

Sakaki- I think so too.

Nagare- You want to go get a cup of coffee or see a movie or smoething?

Sakaki- Sure. There's a movie I want to go see.

Nagare- Great!

*walk to cinema*