Title: Talk entirely with Simpsons quotes
Description: "I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T!"
Description: "I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T!"
osakaki - February 22, 2005 02:16 AM (GMT)
A combination of not having a Simpsons quote thread, and a direct ripoff of the talk with lyrics thread. GO FOR IT SIRS AND LADIES.
I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is -- and it's me.
I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is -- and it's me.
Aekei - February 22, 2005 02:17 AM (GMT)
This thread should recieve the Montgomery Burns award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence!
osakaki - February 22, 2005 02:20 AM (GMT)
Aekei - February 22, 2005 02:22 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (osakaki @ Feb 21 2005, 09:20 PM) |
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Excellent. *tents fingers*
Skaro - February 22, 2005 02:23 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Aekei @ Feb 21 2005, 08:22 PM) | ||
Excellent. *tents fingers* |
Exactly...
osakaki - February 22, 2005 02:27 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Skaro @ Feb 21 2005, 06:23 PM) | ||||
Exactly... |
Kids, you tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Wheeler - February 22, 2005 03:09 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (osakaki @ Feb 21 2005, 09:16 PM) |
| I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is -- and it's me. |
If you're a god then why are you sitting on an ice-cream sandwich?
RazorTM - February 22, 2005 05:54 AM (GMT)
HA HA~!
protoman - February 22, 2005 07:51 AM (GMT)
a sarcasm detector, what a marvelous idea!
motorola_otaku - February 22, 2005 03:44 PM (GMT)
Let's go crazy Broadway-style! :o
evaboi - February 22, 2005 04:45 PM (GMT)
I for one welcome our Simpsons quoting overlords....
osakaki - February 22, 2005 08:11 PM (GMT)
Homer: Are you guys working?
Man 1: Yes, sir, Mr. Simpson.
Homer: Could you, um... work any harder than this?
Man 2: Sure thing, boss.
Man 1: Yes, sir, Mr. Simpson.
Homer: Could you, um... work any harder than this?
Man 2: Sure thing, boss.
Bappers - February 22, 2005 08:23 PM (GMT)
S-u-c-c-e-s-s, that's the way you spell success!
motorola_otaku - February 22, 2005 09:42 PM (GMT)
Aww, the Denver Broncos. :(
Outlaw - February 22, 2005 10:39 PM (GMT)
Grandpa comes out of woods covered in twigs
"Oh son! I was so scared, I went out to get the morning paper and I got lost."
"No time for you old man!"
Homer puches Grandpa over.
"Oh son! I was so scared, I went out to get the morning paper and I got lost."
"No time for you old man!"
Homer puches Grandpa over.
Rtz - February 23, 2005 02:10 AM (GMT)
- 19.
- Hit me.
- 20.
- Hit me.
- 21.
- Hit me.
-22.
- D'oh!
- Hit me.
- 20.
- Hit me.
- 21.
- Hit me.
-22.
- D'oh!
Bappers - February 23, 2005 06:13 PM (GMT)
Where's my burito?! Where's my burito?! Where's my- Doh!
osakaki - February 23, 2005 07:43 PM (GMT)
Ay ay ay! No me gusta!
protoman - February 23, 2005 08:28 PM (GMT)
luigi brings you pizza and you kids go and make a mess!
Bappers - February 23, 2005 08:56 PM (GMT)
Pssst. I need two seats... For the twins...
protoman - February 23, 2005 08:57 PM (GMT)
I've got a movie for ya! a fridge to far!
osakaki - February 23, 2005 09:10 PM (GMT)
I've always been an obese man trapped inside a fat man's body.
protoman - February 23, 2005 09:14 PM (GMT)
if this stuff's too good for you, I got some real crap in the back!
osakaki - February 23, 2005 09:19 PM (GMT)
I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
evaboi - February 23, 2005 09:23 PM (GMT)
I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!
Bappers - February 23, 2005 09:25 PM (GMT)
Close but no donut cops!
motorola_otaku - February 23, 2005 10:08 PM (GMT)
Look in the tunk.
Azumaru - February 24, 2005 12:08 AM (GMT)
Barney: "Relapse."
Lisa: "R-E-L-A-P-S-E!"
Barney: "That's what beer has done to me!"
Lisa: "R-E-L-A-P-S-E!"
Barney: "That's what beer has done to me!"
Aekei - February 24, 2005 01:25 AM (GMT)
What if we picked the wrong God? And every week we're just making him madder and madder?
Azumaru - February 24, 2005 01:33 AM (GMT)
A Mounds bar is not a sprinkle. A Twizzler is not a sprinkle. And a Jolly Rancher is not a sprinkle, sir. Perhaps in Shangri-la they are, but not here.
Aekei - February 24, 2005 02:24 AM (GMT)
Shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip.
Azumaru - February 24, 2005 02:42 AM (GMT)
If you like refund adjustments, and the music I play, send a check to my friend Ralph; and he'll mail you a tape.
Skaro - February 24, 2005 02:46 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Protoman @ Feb 23 2005, 02:28 PM) |
| luigi brings you pizza and you kids go and make a mess! |
Hey, Luigi made you kids-a pizza! Why you got to make fun?
Azumaru - February 24, 2005 02:48 AM (GMT)
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Rtz - February 24, 2005 02:51 AM (GMT)
I remember another gentle visitor from the heavens. Who came to earth... and then died... only to be brought back to life again. And his name was: E.T., the extra-terrestrial. I love that little guy.
osakaki - February 24, 2005 03:41 AM (GMT)
Dad, am I cute as a bug's ear?
No! You're homely as a mule's butt!
No! You're homely as a mule's butt!
Azumaru - February 24, 2005 03:44 AM (GMT)
Lisa, always remember your father loves d'oh.
protoman - February 24, 2005 03:46 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Skaro @ Feb 23 2005, 10:46 PM) | ||
Hey, Luigi made you kids-a pizza! Why you got to make fun? |
WORST. MOVIE. EVER.
OsoMarron - February 24, 2005 03:46 AM (GMT)
*can't play this one. i've only seen the dubbed version :(*
Outlaw - February 24, 2005 03:48 AM (GMT)
God, whats the meaning of life?
You'll find out when you die Homer
But I can't wait that long
You can't wait 6 months?
You'll find out when you die Homer
But I can't wait that long
You can't wait 6 months?