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Thanks to Aekei, who has summarised during the thread.
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There once was an IRS Worker who was late in poking a big red button on his head, which summoned a giant hairy ape who looked down, playing monkey ball and trying to remember how to surf. (That is quite the sentence!)

However the evil captain of the basketball team was contemplating possible ways to get a large, frosty mug of BOSKO®, which he would snort. Looking at the ape, however, he then realized he's playing games.

A kitten then suddenly miaowed at the passing bus, and bit Sakaki's bandaged hand, but this time Sakaki reached out with a fresh tuna and slapped it. To everyone's shock, the kitten then exploded with shock, and went byebye, which greatly angered the ape, who summoned and ancient HOLY SACRED BANANA!

The banana landed on the shores and flew toward the Eiffel tower, and blew up. (Well that doesn't make sense..) Who will defend all the brie?

"I will," Said the zaku Pilot, who was eating the brie rations!

"You Hypocrite!" yelled the weasel, overcome with anger!

"Pop" the machinegun said. "Pop" weasal went.

A defender approached carrying a turke with super cranberry sauce, because he was the Thanksgiving Santa.

"Ho, Ho, Ho! Who popped the weasal?" Santa asked while he reached out for his presents, with bananas, damnit!

And then the Azumanga fan forum summoned the almighty Magnificent Misfit Army(!), and they rallied behind the flag for the rumble with Chris Cringle, and his drunken elf like minions! ( :lol: )

Monkeys blew up their playstation hardware, because they couldn't find any cosplayers to solder modchips.

There were badgers riding inside balls in accordence with the fundamental laws of minovsky particles.Their plan was to steal panties and give them to their wives, who slapped them around with a pair of their Giant mecha-Bowser plushies, which were philosophizing about the state of cell shaded games.

After that, they ran into Sephiroth, who told them to put the terminal core into the freezer, because it was tastier and soggy like chunky pilchards with soda-like cream and gherkins! Therefore, all the energy would be wasted on the Zaku's. Without realising what was going to be eaten, Santa said the magic snort which finally ended the madness!

Dark and stormy clouds concealed the disturbance in the radio-powered sleeping monstrosity which encompassed the guest speaker. The ice-cubes were stolen by five tiny, invisible little midgets which were seven feet away from reaching the sacred stone. The university lecturers all tortured Tommy and pierced his tonsils, which then came alive.

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Angry poppy seeds, that were aware of all the evil saliva, failed to transform into the creppy creppy sig, that was about to to creep on the rare item.

The sig said "Spunge-Bob Square Underwear! Throw down all your mighty plush Azumanga merchandise! But don't forget that pink elephants clean their tusks with hospital grade, all-new super fragilisticalladocious cleaning monkeys."

What? How could Tom's pierced tonsil have so much Initial-D battle aura?
That question would never be answered because Jin~Jah's aura suddenly overflowed into the big, big sticky tape cage.

As I pooped, [ "CLEAR!" ZZZZathump -no responce- "CLEAR!" ZZZZathump -no responce-... proto, what's the deal? is any of that post part of the story?] I was suddenly sucked into this twelve page story of pure non-stop action! Action! Action!

The main character, having just eaten a sea slug, suddenly pistol-whipped the Easter bunny! [poet, a gem!] {Thus} causing it to reveal its true pie-tray, that had no pies!

It said, "How could this happen when I had nineteen giant-sized ectoplasmatic toilet rolls that swung to Jupiter and back, causing my plushie to glow radioactively deep within it's moldy ingrown nail of doom?", without having equipped the Mah Jong board with a little NecoConeco and a battalion of ants parading relentlessly towards the picnic basket! [this makes no sense and doesn't work as a sentence - good work, folks]

In a flash, guess who appeared? It was BatmanTM! Holding giant cheeses!
Batman was lactose-intolerant so he threw dairy-free cheese advertisements, critical in balancing vegan tofu consumption in an environment that was clearly reticiently trying. So he said to the Australian Idols, "Please eat this monkey's blue balls."

The idols chompped away, while reading "Humour for Dummies, Chapter 4: Power-pies", which failed to realise the consequences of playing checkers with a large sack of potatoes slumped over the poisonous, snake-infested Power Puff Girls, with really big Mac-Compatible printers.

Soon after the flying cows landed, the great silvery ball of chastity rolled onto Saddam, causing him to multiply into fifteen chibi Chiyo Chans and spill everywhere throughout the whole computer market, which Bill Gates controlled.

Steve Jobs said: "iMac beats Chii. Always".

"Puff" said JigglyPuff, who was trying to make the green kelet clone nastified, by doing the chicken dance. The clone wished he have had a better education from Chiyo's father. The fried bean danced to Mr. Spaghetti and ate fried beans and rice and casino dice, at "Bean-cannibal World" amusement centre. Its favourite ride was the puke-o-rama that is guaranteed to project your vomit on forum members, and motoko-san said "No, not me!!!".

Today I ate a multicoloured snack. It was quite tender and juicy with sprinkles. Then suddenly a horse turned into a giant robot horse!! The turned Motoko-san threw a fit that caused a mass of tiny chocolate milkshake monsters to release mitochondrian apon the unsuspecting pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis infected soybeans.

The rabid potatoes ran through the drive-thru naked, cursing the grannies and their retro disco balls.


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The sugar-induced doom was eaten by hungry forum members, with people like Motoko-san and Sakakitty, who were going to the fridge which was really old and moldy - like in "Cowboy Bebop" except that it was more shocking to grab - to take out a large bottle of mutant cookie hunchbacks.

"This will only have an effect on the burger smiley which was inherited by the old giant robot which pulled out a large, dusty boat with the magic dust ball that took the jar from Christmas eve and bottled a purple monkey dishwasher. The Principal said "I want to eat your brains for Christmas eve o_o".

At that moment, an enchanted ring was dropped by the feet, off a haunted rock. So I farted across the volcano which ignited magnificently! However, I didn't forget to pack some dirty underwear.

"That's gross!" said Bob. "MEXICO!" shouted an angry Azuholic. The mailman said that this story was a piece of a larger Osaka. The potato yelled "MEXICO" and ran in circles till it died.
"Oh no" said a Mexican penguin. A duck replied "I'm a brick" and Taco flavoured Tomos came yelling. Yomi ate them. "You cannible!", yelled a flying cow.

Three word sentence. Two words. "Wow!"

Kimura once said "I like high-school girls 'cause they smell like fried Mexican Tomo sauce", especially when yomi is cannibalistic and causes Chiyo-chan's pigtales to explode inside, releasing millions of micro Chiyo-chans that surrounded Sakaki and attacked her. The Chiyo-chans ate food, then they turned around in circles - Turning magical pickles into Mexico City.

I shot the Mexico bread in Mexico, which caused a cow tornado. Mexico is an uncopyrightable word, said the Forum Cowboy. "I like Mexico!", Tallon yelled. >snip< Some forum members are stinky and let's not flame. Pizza is in the oven. The toilet is in my refrigerator. My cat ate the pizza sauce, which yelled, "I'm gonna turn into fries and clog everybody's arteries."

Then Arthritis from the great Mexican city, "Cuba", and attacked Chiyo-chan's father in a gruelling battle against 999 rabid Tomo-chans whcih were occupied with an angry Pentium 4 processor, which ate ninety sugar packets causing a hole in the ozone that burned badly on Australian skin. "Ouch!", said a large King Prawn that danced around a giant carrot that had many of a certain brand of chocolate turnips, which ate the large, yellow, bumpy, sticky pen.


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The mysterious PARF agency told the President of the AzuMisfits, and he made an interesting statement about the start of a very wonderful clan, called 'Three word story' and then all screamed and ran to Canada, where a birthday was being held by an American family. They were singing "My birthday's dead", then Motoko cried because the three word story was interrupted.

Back on track!

Then one morning, I went to the book store to find "Pizza Sauce" by the most fantastic pizza maker ever! "Ham and Pineapple and extra cheese, with a hint of monkey hair of very tasty North American hippo-eyeball-soup-flavoured bird-lip stew."

A wise old Mexican man named Bob: He likes to fry chicken in the dumpster, overlooking his new job - as a Pie-watching person for the tzar. The curry turned sour overnight because a cat ate something that smelled like my socks when they were living in my toilet, which had a large plunger that made cheesecake. My pet crocodile ate nineteen large mouthfuls of green sponges that were increasing by the gallon, where butterflies were prancing across the wide open plains of deep, dark pits where people encountered worst nightmares!!!

GO!! FIGHT!! FANTASTIC!! said Yukari Tanizaki, after taking the trash to the dumpster where pigtails seemed to attach dirty great big garlic man that ate my shoe. After the shoe ate the garlic that kept away my pet chocobo while also acting as a scarecrow to the hordes, who were pillaging the city for all the monster penguins dressed in a garlic suit which smelled funky because of the fresh, sour lemons which were said a lemon man ate me.

A finger on the clam peanut butter and also jam man took me like a dog that is a figure of speech done by a group of people called the AzuMisfits who were a wonderful race of non-profit organisation that gave people made human disease constructed of repulsive alcoholics including President cough, cough, cough.

"Gee thanks James," said someone who ran over old ladies! But then we decided to get to the toilet. "Why is it whenever frustration controls the flow of carrot sticks?" The people in sugar stole my life because they were on fire from burning taiyaki that was very good. "Oh my goodness" said a sugar bottle fairy that wanted to learn (certainly liked to) Samba with the many-tentacled squid who lived in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine. We all live in a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine. Aekei doesn't live in a yellow submarine. We all live in a yellow submarine, a brightly coloured submersible craft, which we inhabit. A yellow U-boat? A yellow fairie? Mexico is....YELLOW!? No...Canada is! What about Antarctica? And poor Holland?


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And also Iceland! You read my mind and ate my sugar *cries* you mean pizza-making sausage man in some sort of death clock machine!! It tastes like chicken, of course, and yet the penguins kept dancing long into the bright sunny night who hail fuzzy bunnies and rainbows. Bwa Ha Ha my pelvis hurts when I eat large chunks of slow-simmered fanboy in raspberry sauce. Man Faye is a Subject that TK'll link to!

A cow with a network driver and political asperations eats socks my favourite flower ate somebody's GTO sig, which is not a GTO. <ed. note: the GTO car is not a great teacher> My kitty is a yaoi artist and I'm scared of yaoi so I hide under the bed where the monsters in my nightmares were practising their strokes in a pool and asked for a marshmallow. My precious, my darling, my beloved shoe went down the street to see Aya-chan's performance of "No Leaf Clover".

I see a man who is a pineapple fan and also a banana wrestler from Finland. He says "Hentai desu ne!" The mad banana decided to eat Chiyo's double-dipped pigtails in Kagura's and Yomi's glasses. And den he went into outer boing boing boing. The rabid Chipmonk bited da dude on the head until he could see nothing through swelling of his infected repulsive, great big orb of schmuck covered with slime until he poked the mouse with his 10,000-volt rod of death which caused the world to implode upon itself and then he was a man with no arms or teeth to support his love of marsmellow peeps. My rather vicious pet is a book with the title "Don't eat your hand without the correct flavoring". It was a very cold night, so he curled up in his cozy little boot. A smelly one sadly had ate Chiyo-chan using a spoon and a fork to attach a piece of cake with fanboy spackling a potato man.

In case of a fried one turned into a rabid yaoi fangirl with a bishie under her arm. Unfortunately, the giant Mecha-Osaka ran away, crushing the Nara prefecture's largest collection of blue random stuff that they found in the sea of Ohio. The lonely bird just wanted a little cupcake with a cherry to use as a hanky. My dog want to go see a nazi cockerel perform a balancing act. No one knew why he was Motoko's #1 fan behaving like a monkey on a shoe. My cat has a little weird as a chicken fried rice.


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I see a broken bit of corn flakes under a bag of Sakaki trading cards which was chewed on by twenty million dollers. "Mhahahahahahhahahaha!" he laughed at the odd walrus who was mad at the people of somethingawful, who was a man very rude. Then the walrus became a real boy.

The Hulk and superman, who are my best friends, said "Why don't we all have Fallaffles and have fun all day long." That was the Silver eskimo man's celebration day. It was a great way to lose a set of white metal shoes that had just imploded into my tummy, hurting my bladder, making me go to the magical box in Felix's (the cat) hands, stealing eighty bright buttons.

I see a Porpoise with nine magical toes. He ate a thing - it was the mayor of Townsville, therefore he couldn't eat ramen. The green haired midget asked for a napkin Nekokoneko design on the corner. The button of the shirt thought it was a submarine! Unbeliveable! The many men of the crackheads wield enormous pink flying elephants. But wait, there's even more!. A gang of stampeding hobbits looking for Magical Marshmellow Pocky turned me into a big ball went in to the bar where no one dared to drink more than their total body weight in Jupiter.

Of course there was only one man left that man had a Mexican farmer under his complete custody, but that didn't mean that he was a Michael Jackson follower since that time when the aliens did the moonwalk one time when neverland ranch was contemplating closing down. To the never land ranch where the hijack starts and quickly finishes the candy bucket under the blue wrapper that had chocolate chip cookies with crispy cheese and bad hairdos attached to the hand of the eggplant that ate Super Canadian Nachos that the Admiral gave to his sister's, cousin's daughter's best friend's favourite cousin's left-handed back scratching device to Motoko-san, because the snow incident would not have anything to do with this little pirate samurai's first mate, Cletus.

He was THE ONE or THE TWO of the chosen fantasy removalist labourers which we all believe are antidisestablishmentarianistical, but only in the year 208 which didn't have guns or cute little Chobocos to help our only Communist taco vendor Pablo, and our local hillbilly, Bobby-Ray who was Mexican. The loud Mexican also unluckily destroyed the mariachi wagon that was transporting perverted anime otakus to the only self-aware microwave collector of weird bits of styrofoam that had a small border running Mexicans patrolling up the Canadian border for sea skunks that ate radioactive sludge, clearly in violation of the code of the secret water fairing mooses who pooped all up and down the large, flat man yelling "Kenya!"


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"Whoa! That almost killed my ants!" Finally, a mysterious swordsman approached the drunken pirate, who has seen Terminator in California, trying not to laugh when dictating his long important speech about the microscopic pieces of my Osaka persocom, which prefers to be out in the forbidden forest as she often because of the random continuity problems closely related with the overwhelming pigeon and his legions of undead Teletubbies that contains magical Rent-a-Zilla's blood that was combined with small, tiny, miniscule oxen, who were planning to eventually steal Fuyuko's avatar.

Hey! Don't poke my Chii clone with that piece of ghastly drawn Disney characters. I don't think you have enough coke to keep me in conclusion that my cat has another social complex about spiderwoman and the Incredible Hulk! The psychologist said "Don't you people eat trees anymore?" said the crab-like and very Web Mistress! Please take this flurescent ancient artifact to the land of submarines. We all live in a trailor park. Unfortunately, due to the yellow submarines, the green incandescent and slightly rainy evening, frankenstein decided that the turbo ultra super power of time wasting candy bars prevented the great big genocide against drivers pink dolls that went to a raising building in my potato's shoe. Bling Bling a wise old rapper named Dirty Funk. "Tom is cool!" :wub: quoth the spectacular rubber chicken with an inflamed bronculous stew. In conclusion, "I'll never end my gold rushing fever if there isn't anything to do with the nuclear power activist goat, who is the leader of the organisation called "The Azumisfits". My sweet homie, BOOYAHHH! replied with sarcasm, "Funky flow F'SHIZZLE My NIZZLE". But then the ground started to tremble like two chickens who had just shared the task of creating ultra large foundation stones. The killer bunny failed to install the life threatening post-it note which fell into a vat of tapicoka pudding. The pudding included ingredients the very last unsweetened French yam and grapefruit juice filled the room and stung the Mexican as he slapped the woman's purse that he save from the "man panties" wearing err, Man. A Chii plushie from out of town said "Mexico is certainly not in my bathroom." GAOOOO!!

I hate when pizza is taken and kanako marries a cardboard box. But you married a bigger box. The evil spoom was the priest, who ate a Krispy Kreme zucchini in an abandoned shoe box. The small bug on my lamp said "Soy pantalones sucios!", which we all know is the secret ingredient in Chiyo's special food baseball is oblivion to the first beginning of candy land, the new summary thread update results in painful Iching Eyeball Syndrome.



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"ARGH, My Eyeballs!" screamed the man who kicked the disgusting habit of man-panties stealing. Screaming randomly at large heatsink fins took its toll on the Ani-Girl Revolutionary Faction, who had stiff competition in the drain of the pure hearted children from the land of pure hearted children. "Death to the ones who hate!"

"And life to penguins that were all ready at the afterparty." There were also many flying ponies on Mount Rushmore featuring Nyamo and the one formerly known as Dr. OttovonSchnitzelpussCrackengeshuitemyer. He said "I'm Jesus Christ!", "but only on weekends!". He apologised for Tom Tom's blasphemy of Christianity. When I pretend to fly I cosplay as a anime neko with a big trunk and has cute ears that flop about the place in an unfasionably brococulous manner. GYAH!!

Why did the Evil Deception Army steal my coke?! Maybe the caffeine because they were seeking a way to create an unholy Yukari army to take over all people on the small red Energon Supply Depot in Osaka, Japan. Can you see the real meaning? No, you can't. WAIT!! Where is Kaolla? That would make a big robot turtle that will eat us. People scream, running.

G.I. Joe!!! I'm calling the autobots! All of a sudden thousands of Go Nagi robots rained down on a hot spring full of fish. But these fish were cooked in Sushi mixed with vinegar and wine. Some sort of strange phenomenon occured. Vampires swarmed through the cities, and live-action Hellsing played in the only at night club in Okinawa. Then, a cosplayer who looked like President Ronald Reagan ate my shoe. The funny thing is that my genetically altered rabbit enjoys Yaoi fanfics written by my Aunt's cat. I can't believe Elvis tore open the wrapping of the hidden supply of Smarties hidden in my back pocket. Then, the monkey ate my bean paste that I turned into my toy bunny, that made more Kaollas, ^_^ who were able to locate the missing gal that had been captured by Keitaro that has just found how he made Naru drown in the big pool so now Keitato will marry Kanako. Or so she was the one who killed Naru and blamed it on Shinobu then, who came back, to kill Kanako then Shinobu got upended into Keitaro.

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Yeah yeah there's a little repetativeness here. We're about to go to 80 pages, so i'm saving myself the layout trouble.

While Tom's working with the next part of the story, I kindly hijack this thread so that you can rest your eyes! :ph34r:

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and for the thread finale....

Okay, with Tom's blessing, I'm going to attempt to update the Three-Word Story thread. Let me know what you think, but not here please! (remember, no replies)

ED. NOTE: I snipped Kenji's whine-spam. He'll get over it. I also touched up the grammar and punctuation, but left the original wording undisturbed.

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On a different topic, related to a rule of Forum-Moderating-Nazis with too much ANGER AT MOTOTAKU! who really was George W. Bush! "My fellow Americans we must find my right sock. If not, I'll be the only man left standing. [close quotation marks]. "Look!" shouted a fly when something began to come into focus at the speed of a turbo turtle rocketing down a dusty highway at dawn. My cat is a gangster while my dog is a republican potato who eats all of the little trolls for the laughing Democrats. Someone did something to my cats so I had to go to a place of great importance to find my innocence. The copic markers have said that I was the one of them who would have ate that taco in Baja California. My friend said he had to do something to a old chicken that we had since helloween of the pumpkin's revenge on the people. There was no way in Hell that they would cheer on Pacific. In its current Kaolla and Chiyo-chan ate my cat's little slave, he KO'd Sachiko and played a round of Full House. A spaceship came bearing ferrets for the aliens from my attic decided... hold an auction of old TFs (Nooooo.....) on Ebay. Yowzers!! said Motorola man, the Superhero with a heart of pudding and staples. "Ping? Pong!" said the IRC server, firewalling the net from Yatta manties who are obsessed with lolicons and other emoticons that turn people into rabid yaoi chimpanzees in the dark. Then a swallow drink was spilled all over the belly button of a cute Asian band lead vocalist who was singing the theme song Change the World! But then, the Almighty Lord of the Dance decided to fart on Eric Clapton's guitar! “Go! Fight! Fantastic!” shouted the disgruntled ogres from the center of the Springfield Kwik-E Mart when a large moderator came to and squished them in their tracks. "Hello! I'm drunk!" he said and promptly posted long-winded replies to "I'm a computer!" original post from the Atlantean King, from the one and only hippie Jim F. Morrison!

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And then a goony bird approached brandishing a longsword dripping with blood that smelled like guns and roses. The wailing Megadeth Duke Nukem Theme has something else to add to the fast-expiring songs of freshness, but the prince of fluffiness Sesshoumaru launched Mobile Suits into the sun in order to copy Endless Waltz of Instantaneous Death where Barney had been scaring little tiny itty-bitty lions and tigers and bears and copying well loved Yatta fansubs and CDs of Ayumi. Then, all of "Hehe” post chasing forum moderators decided to give the greatest forum member a pineapple with dripping cranberry sauce on top of the bonus material, which included trailers and bonus footage although it was all covered in dirt and oil already. However, this caused a great ruccus among the Village People, who threw really red roses at everyone. The wandering dog took a large man's kangaroo steak and ate it. He attacked a hilarious Conan O'Brien because he was too sexy for the Jay Leno Smile Time Variety hour which had several brightly coloured cosplay chihuahuas and the above listed ani-girls persocoms. There was a loud headbanging crash in the dungeon, causing mass hysteria among bananas to spill from the great King Kong Bundy. His only recourse was to stumble into the tango pot of doom which shall be caked with dirt and forced to mount Mr. Flanders with a bucket of week old rotten potatoes that my grandmother had stuck into a very cramped PC case and had sent some flying monkeys to lick all the friendly lollypops, coated in marshmallows that were actually Brain eating bunbuns who enjoyed the spirited DVD box Superlink: Volume 1 and the chika. When the turtle grabbed Domo-kun and stuffed him into a great bunbun full of chickens and other related objects, which were having a party at his house.

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A magical Bunny came with a new black sheriff said to the hockey stick, "You better leave before I kick you in the shin!" "I'm on fire!" shouted Ted the new black sheriff and he jumped away from the crowd of ani-girls that were screaming and killed the man in the moon. So now my toe hurts! This is because you dropped a rather large amount of eggs and bombs on me. If I was a Chibi Chiyo I would have a pair of super magnetic kaleidoscope manpanties that might spontaneosly combust. They have an inbuilt topic changing power sent by the man with a large feathered hat proclaimed, "I am thy Lord God! Fear me and hand me a puppy dog that doesn't poo all over the rug!” “I am The Walrus, I am The Eggman, I Hate blue hedgehogs!” said a red faced Dr. Eggman as he took a child to raise as a pet for his purple people-eater who likes ham. Meanwhile in a small mountain village a young fighter stood waiting in a pub so that he could order five million beers to give to the troops as they were killing the zombies in their thousands of magical walrus coat of puppies and matching clogs that sing the happy song. After all that jazz and make my bed because I killed the zombies with a boomstick and a orange. I see a fabtaculous flying saucer floating over my midget plushies that sing about cats scratching candy apples and flying cows over the moon.

GASP! Oh my God, they killed George Lucas! MEXICO! After Taht, I… " Taht"? WTF is a Taht...Learn how to spell... meh =/…

On another note, a strange thing fell outta my cup, which I had coca-cola in. I then began throwing plushies at Randolph Scott who said, "Sorrow is such sweet sorrow." Then I jumped off a really big shoe, breaking my tail, which was amputated because it had a litter of mini ninja squirrels who love the high ruler of glomping the glompable Kawaii-Sakaki-Chibis! I then pogoed across the way to make mischief with the three loud, smelly, thoughtless dogs. I jumped off the bus into a puddle of chocolate syrup and some opium.

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"Hmmmmmmm, opium," I thought as my fantastical five iron fingers of boredom fell into a futuristic paradise known as Wonderland Forums!!! “I can't believe it's not butter!” said a mad donkey. When do the manties come with their chocolate frilly happy underpants and a pineapple encased within the box of doom, which kept going ding! Seventeen evil pigs with guns ate a frog as tasty snack food from Mars that made Pocky turn into lemon cream pies with cherries on top and lots of cool refreshing beer to wash them down. So now that the food is reforming into equidistant pieces of poo poo that can't be helped by the big quick, fast, sloth of impending doom in the land of the wild foxes. The sloth called Jim was munching his way into the sun. He was trying to get out of debt but a monster got his credit cards that depressed his current mood so he went berserk and bought 1000 super mega fudge automobiles, but then the sun came out and shined. Sail the seas!! To Okinawa, Japan! But he then fell and fell down a black bedsheet cape, coming round the corner. In a different room that was full of huge bishies, the artist dropped his masterpiece on the Oekaki and made a man made of Pocky. This could only lead to the ultimate destruction of my hat that took place in the middle of my salsa.

I proclaim you planet of the Lobsters. Now take this magical graphic card and add some potato salad to his pants!

Then he pulled his magic wand out of his portable black hole in the deep dark sea where the God Poseidon conjured storms and plushie hurricanes, but from the sky a new threat with big ears and big horns. Unfortunately for him, the robot tentacle had noticed that he was crying and was inclined to poke his backpack, which was stuffed with explosives! "Oh no, they have taken all your base!" That's clearly a ripoff from the time I was five when everything started to come together as one piece. Then we found this one big Ken doll that couldn't help being a magical girl who had a broken finger of the holy grail, which still managed to transform into a mutant banana full of really salty midgets. BANZAI!!! In the dark there loomed a man of many tastes, who then licked the spicy error in transfer while making a super fudge brownie in Chiyo's house. One day I ate a banana that was possessed by smelly socks, which made my lobster ill. But the green haired magnetic man of fuzzy wuzzy doom came from his silk stockings, but his tight lingerie drew the attention of the radio station know as "The biggest ever Megawatt Monster Masher!"

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The massive penny had a hole in its side. Magical girl transformations with monkey brains. A strange idea occured to me the other day while I was eating a scone and watching the off-season game with a huge wet creamy fish that smelled like creamy turtle eggs and really disgusting blue bird droppings. Suddenly, the droppings gained psychic powers so they sang with sour tones the almighty song that was written by a cow surprisingly. Then a two-ton bishoujo pirouetted merrily into a sock puppet. The puppet yelled "Wow, I'm confused!", causing the potatoes to cash their yellow submarine checks. The gingerbread people were staring at the sock puppet who was naked as he saw the gingerbread children staring at him with no eyes because the insane sock puppet was dancing to the “Chihuahua”. The mantie was asking himself, “Why do my bun-bun, bun-bun bun-bun?” Truck-driving crossplayers waved their manties in a circular car that held electro-magnetized koalas that ate some old moldy gym was in my shorts while the super-sized burger meal, which blew my top off the cliff. Meanwhile, in Calgary, the nefarious purple otter who ate crumpets in my shower had just completed his good for nothing papaya shrine, but then a small flying frying pan which was carrying tetanus fell on an orange cat who was going to cook some Kentucky fried chicken for the Colonel. A small elf with huge ears peeked in on the bathing cow, which had white snowflake-shaped freckles and orange colored horns, which she used to probe the recesses of Toledo. My friend jumped over a big deep hole bunch of zebras. "I'm Rick James!" the frog shouted as she lustfully licked a lollipop on a boat with her favorite can of ravioli. The purple hornbill…

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The purple hornbill duck began its quest to the Mountain of Mwahrhamthsfjfkcjkrfspowkalwi, which was near the Church of the giant peach that spoiled in-tergalactic relations with the people of the stinky sewage plant loved to all. Tom crept behind the greasy peach, and he suddenly noticed that his pants were short and tight and filled with tuna fish sandwiches. (ed. note: ooh, kinky. :o )In the event a small gnome worships chocolate raisins as great princes, The Californian Raisins sang and sang. But hey, what about the cute bats, you ask? Well, the bats went to fight shiny happy people after successfully eating the world's largest piece of cheese on the street. The Incredible Hulk said "Hulk Smash!" It resulted in Spiderman to come and quip facetiously, “Fight Green Lantern!”, so he could help put a and cause people to spam forums of Azumanga Daioh Wonderland so they can act silly. Meanwhile, back at the Bat Lair, Batman and Robin were eating red hot pickled sausage when Alfred entered and said loudly, "I sure am a really cool sea cucumber dude!" Oh know it's Fatman and Blubberboy!!!! Muhahahahaha… oh no, Fatman and Blubberboy are gonna eat the Bat Mobile! Gee, I wish I had a Joker that was really annoying so He can kill his stupid friend OMG! FREAKAZOID! Right? "Right," he said. The Flying Piglets there in Virginia ate the farmer who tried to follow the way to Hell so he asked Angus Young for a piece of rotten mangoes, but osakaki kicked the farmer's behind so he ran across the dreaded Starcraft CD I broke but my pants ripped apart. So, he decided, the lampost needed watering and he ended the world. Bunny started eating people with two giant caterpillars of dooooom! But Aekei came and did nothing but kill them, for they are haters of Azumanga Daioh. My little kitty plays with badgers, so they killed Kenny… after which he stole my beautiful bishie rocks through a cunning Marlon Brando costume using Bruce Lee moves and a magical fairy named wheeler, so Bob Dole flamed a giant hamburger to the sky but he couldn't so he ate spolied potato cabbage and then killed a small, large contradicting politician. RUN!! A boy yelled "WOLF!" in front of Richard Simmons, then Richard Simmons had a nosebleed, for he saw Sailor Moon-chan eating a big plump cosplayer with mustard. (He loved her pickles, sauerkraut, and a coffee to-go.)

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The insectoid tomatoes skittered towards her, tomato sauce squirting delicious, nutricious SPAM at the stranger. Weird Al Yankovic wrote, yesterday, a song about sumos’ jumbo man boobs. "My brain weighs as much as a pink, octagonal block of cheese." So, Tomo killed Simon Cowell and the world rejoiced while dancing to Banana Phone. Hello you have reached 1-800-We-Dont-Care!, please put one basset hound in your shoe. If you’re not a R.O.D fan, then you haven't lived, so please listen to the number of potatoes eating Dave Matthews. The thingy that rapped with exceptional taste with a style that flowed the same as Aekei's windblown hair. What would Phil do if I smacked the president with a trout on arbor day while smelling like what we all do when we replicate? My shi-tsu went to the otaku clinic. "Bunbun!" Osaka said. Motoko and Strawberri ate the rest of the pocky, then they went and pushed a man made of pirate juice… then danced the dance with David Bowie and Fred Astaire and Tomo Takino, while Sakaki skipped breakfast and lunch to search for the Holy Grail. In the Monty Python show of doom, doom, doomy, doom, made a statement, “Poopy doomy goodness!” while the war continued on in Man-Faye’s thing which was covered with baked beans and chili enchiladas. Then we ran towards the bathroom to drop the Larry King trousers which were actually sucking life from the delicious eggs the radioactive chicken laid. Green baboons were picking their noses untill poet smacked them upside the head so that Obvious Man ended up stealing super atomic underwear! When his pants were torn, he flew into a person named Tom Tom destroying all evidence, then everyone died. Wait?! What's that?!! A pikachu approaches. “There it goes...” yelled Ash as a banana's phone was ringing loudly and I clicked my purple tongue. Suddenly, a portal sucked up the Earth, but then the portal was choking on Earth, which the dog just puked on his ephereal shoes. Suddenly, the radioactive chicken clucked like a yellow submarine…

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…that Motorola had been saving for the first day since Boxing Day. Thus, everyone had died and went home to see Kanon, for it had the finest animation in America. Then a cat bit Sakaki's hand, so she punched and while she screamed "Good fences make good cheese", Skaro repeated rapidly. Osaka, the yellow submarine, followed the cat through the woods dancing merrily to "I Love Chicken" when the cat drew his pistol and shot at the man with the yellow submarine. We get signal!! As the submarine nears the tomato for an immense ownage by a child, somebody set the table in the room and eat the leftover yellow submarine sandwiches! "What the Hell?" cried the flummoxed rapscallion, while he ate a banana and a battery. This caused explosions, which exposed the man in the spherical potato sack who was quite fast at the race track and at producing pizzas. His cute supervisor, who is allergic to giant squid-powered yellow submarines that give free anime dvds to homeless bishounen, who ran around the corner when they heard someone shout "I like ice!!" Night fell. Then the moon shattered and he laughed until his pants laughed back. "What sick and demented games you play!" The orb replied "Isn't IT Great?" Ladainian Tomlinson ran headfirst into a laughing John Lynch who pimped smacked Kimura, who held his wife tightly. Then stale cheese, jumping over the spam-tacular thread created just for me started to conform to the European Rail Gauge Standard of deep south fried-chicken bunbuns. "Pirates," declared the ninja with a stuffed animal bazooka hidden beneath the vat of whale blubber that contained pants, rubber, and latex gloves that made some type of overpowered headgear. "What is that?!!" “It's me money!” *mugs* HARRRRRRR!! >=D *runs* Actions confound my mustard of doom…

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...that has never eaten with royalty. This royalty was highly impressed, because the toilets flushed when nobody should have flushed them. And then a giant Man-Faye came through the sewage system and ate our giant royalty cake. That is a cause for alarm when the air turned into my holy shoe fort Batman, my pants are glowing! Radioactive yellowish purpish blackish socks are going to eat pie with stolen untensils and sake. Lovestruck comes unto me same as FLCL till pink flowers ate Naota. Chiyo-chichi summed up the moral of beer. Then Kimura danced with Kaorin, then Kaorin fainted in a heap of Japanese girls. And then the tango dancing cats rolled over the blocks of cheese that Yukari had traded for favors to Halo Capella to post twice in a row. I would like to know why people get away with crazy posts? Chibikaorin grinned and harumphed, "That's what makes cheese shine!" and also the world turned into a happy place full of lumpy rocks. I'm hungry!! Bite my shiny belt and the strawberry shortcake ice cream will explode into millions of pieces of yellow submarine for the commonweal. So then Kimura just told him to tuck his navy blue bloomers with a shoehorn. "Shoes!!" said Osaka, as she ate nummy ice cream that was raspberry heaven-flavored. Chiyo-chichi floated by, towing the Yukari-mobile towards the pancake flavoured ice cream and made a wild MistressMihama eat cheese from the gourd equipped with +1armor against rubber chickens which made mistressmihama very, very pissed so she ate a chocolate flavored randomness pill so she took the dvd from her and started to run like hell into Sachiko. But I needed shoes. Thus I traveled to Kimura Island and Halloween Town and got a weird looking little computer were he had lunch with the Azumanga girls! Then suddenly Kimura asked for a high school girl that has a special affection for men in tights especially when they are queer and Oogie Boogie sent a lovely banana; that likes halo to dance the Jack Skellington party. In the next half-hour, we will burst into flames. Me oh my truck crashed into Captain Fist's magical party, bah gawd! I took samples of the horrid cake, which got moldy and fell to the large stomach of Kirel. Kirel got sick of dancing with his six cats! Brick arrived and Aladdin's Genie said fungus is king and watched Iron Chef 'till Osaka ate enough melon bread to fill a man's wish for a limited edition commemorative plate painted the color of his plush toy that is limited to eating three huge piles of banana flavored ice in large, plastic realms of oblivion. Tomo was in the first post that made the world go boom! And Osaka could have enough bread to take over the TV world of anime and travel to America to eat our Chicken fried chicken. Then Mario farted, saying "It'sa me!". Suddenly, a very large Bowser cake candy chocolate apple ate Chiyo and suffoceted at the pigtails parts that ate the newspaper whose headline read: GIANT CAT DESTROYS TOKYO POST OFFICE AND ATE ALL OF YOU . My grandmother has caught the rare diesese and Naru punched a hole through Team Seaslug so we all died. :( And then Kenshin slashed Link and peed on him. Then Shinobu farted and blew Kenshin away from her stack of wild feral redistricting forms. "Feral and wild!" proclaimed Bob Saget who kicked the man in the great sand dune met a strange thing to come poke da heads because 'da' has eaten purple spaghetti!!! "ZOMG ASTRONAUTS" said wow paste flies into 404 ERROR. ZOMG!!1! "THAT IS WHY I ALWAYS THE ONE WITH PROBLEMS AM!" said my sister's brother's cousin's former roommate. "PUT THE GUN TO THE STUFFED turky and fired my dad" said Joey's new baby Frederick, who worked with that dude Paul Reubens. But, to everyones shock, they all suddenly changed their names and lived happily until the continent broke up. Well, then I ate my own shoe to claim her last pretzle in the sitting contest of 1000 men. Chiyo-chichi kissed men of infinite muffin growing trees. that people ate a apple tree that had oranges playing with fire until it burned the hoose doon! New computer yelled "I like Pie!!" So the army went in the cornfield to watch a jack in his pocket, yo. A black cat took out a mortgage on his McDonalds copyright bazooka, so that I had some Coke with Santa, the ungrateful midget. I saw sweetS; their magical bus ride blows up in a cow invasion killed us all. And then I made cake. Well, Motoko hit me and now I will be haunted until the sun makes sock puppets. I like eggs? Good for you. Lets go get fresh Tatu rolls on the windowsill fell down and landed in Motoko's handbag shaped like Tidus from FF10 and ate it heartily. But the thing gave indigestion and Motoko was propelled into space with some padlocks.

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Then she drank blood from a dead squirel that was a giant. Went to Tatu's house and giftwrapped when Tatu's singers had a roast with their manager. Then motoko hurt him, so he no longer exists. My friend is Tomo640 and I hit her on the head and said "No more posting so much, you!" then Tomo640 ran and cried and cried until she died, then Motorola didn't care. STOP FREAKIN' POSTING SO MUCH, THIS IS A WARNING. The pie ate you and then made the peasants revolt and eat you like never before unlike some who ate the pasta and got indigestion befitting their status to the smallest Harry Potter fanclub till they died and turned into a red apple for the Fuherer. "Who wore a necklace?", asked the Murderer to kill the thread. Poppycock. It's just a pineapple who killed Tomo's real father. Dinosaurs are real in Mexico and I like cheese of the mind of ten men. One named cheese, the next queen has taken over the awesome cheeseland were dream's song and had eaten the sun. This ya-ya-yah guy jumped and said "Yo mamma!" and died because his grammar failed and so dream blew up the ADV recording studio in Texas, France. "WHYYYYYYY!!!!" the lobster cried with butter down his throat while pigeons peck the Japanese language into submission. The very evil Santa detonated his beard and threw carrots off the trail into Girly-Aekei's mouth, who then procceded to play GGX:2 and blew up the Easter egg in FFX-whatever. Realizing that she had the biggest ever and ever and ever evil pumpkins barfed pumpkin seeds which then attacked the easter bunny on Christmas, but George Dubya Bush, a hiroki cute boy, came and did his first solo in that way! The consequences were to leave the house where monkeys could play with their tiny little peanut butter sandwiches and little h-bomb with lotsa swords on the side. Then the internet erupted into Waha for great justice! Then Waha! procceded to cut off the pigeons head which is plastic. "Not bad", said Girly Aekei, but the green cheese is playing games with fellow Wonderlanders of the apocalyptic strawberry ant pie, which I am not going to enjoy in my incredibly disturbing state. For it has the biggest teeth I´ve seen in the history of this corrupted world. Beware the Jabberwok, my friend, it has the pants of fire! The giant bunbun has forsaken us! My stupid tooth eats Cocoa Puffs and falls out with sheer brilliance. Wocka wocka wocka, it sounds like. My giant cannon shoots a monkey AND THEIR BANANAS into space! Boldly, where no emu ever went before, except for that big purple stool. But this time, the IRS worker and the chicken crossed the interstate with a plan: to blow up a car with WAHA! Fortuately, Tomo foresaw the WAHA!, so she pondered "..where is my stupid piece of broken glass?" I'll use my awesome Wildcat girl powers BECAUSE I CAN, when suddenly, Motorola ate a peanut ash gala wonderful piece of pie. "I'm David Hasselhoff!", said Excel Excel, as he walked over a landmine which she then easy rider salad exploded in the exploding explosive exploder. The mall, who guu guu guu they all died.

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