Yes. Because (almost) everyone on Wonderland goes to another school, I bet your school/class has various injokes.

Class:
ALL OF THEM!?
This was made up by Tavita. Mrs J made us take out all our books out of our desks, and Tavita exclaimed 'ALL OF THEM!?'. About 100 times.

MRS SMITH MAKES MRS J LOOK LIKE AN ANGEL
Mrs Smith is evil. Mrs J is strict. This proves there is a difference.

SO, DO YOU HAVE 69 CHILDREN YET?
A woman in Russia once gave birth to 69 children. This came from there.

THE 'LET'S HATE JAKE CLUB'
Jake is the least popular person in the class. Only he is not in this club.

DEAR SATAN
Instead of Dear God. Becauyse we're a Catholic school. :rolleyes:

VALUATION OF RULE NUMBER THREE!
Rule no 3 - no swearing. eg, "WHAT THE VALUATION OF RULE NUMBER THREE WAS/IS THAT!?"

JOKES!
Said mainly by Brittany. Means just kidding.

AWW, YOUNG LOVE <3
When they fight, the look like they're doing... uh.. well... yeah.

COME IN!
When someone knocks on the door, we say 'come in'. There are builders working behind our classroom, loudly.

NOW ENTERING/EXITING LOONY LOUNGE
Our class is a bunch of loonies. Nuff said.

GET OFFA MY LAWN!
Self explanitory.

School:
GREEN HOUSE IS NOW BLURPLE HOUSE!
We have house groups. I'm in green. Blurple is a much better colour.

OUR SCHOOL IS SO SMALL, JAKE'S STOMACH IS BIGGER THAN IT!
Not true. But we hate Jake. So yeah.



Our school is weird. :unsure:

This is better kept in Games

COMMANDER STARGAZER
One of our teachers has a glass eye, we call him Commander Stargazer, after the Silverhawks character.

(SOMETHING)? / NO, (SAME THING)
For example, if someone asks you: "Are we having a test today?", you answer: "No, we are having a test today."

CESARINHA
This guy Cesar is very clumsy, so every time he falls down, smacks his face into a wall or something like that we say he did a "Cesarinha", it's kinda like his trademark move.

ERNESTO
He's a classmate we made up to mess with the teachers. We put his name in the lists, blame him whenever we do something, and sometimes we even do homeworks or answer tests with his name.

HEY! F*** YOU!
We call someone untill he answers or turns around and then just say "F*** you!"

School:

"CHEMMY WHAT?"
Chelmsford = Chemmy. Other than that, I have no idea :P.

"Chemical High"
Yeah... just... yeah...

"He's from Levack/Cartier."
Simply put, if you're from Levack or Cartier, you're a hick :P

"DA SHED"
I'm not gonna mention what goes on there, but it accounts for all of the Osaka-ish behavoiur at our school.

My high school was cruel and very uninspired. However, we had a few creative souls to brighten that prison:

MOO-COW!
In the last month of school before vacation, a girl came dressed as a cow with the sign GOD CRIES WHEN YOU EAT BEEF.

WHO YA GONNA CALL?
Friend of mine graffite'd the Ghostbusters logo on the side of the wall. It was originally gonna be Vegeta but I talked him out of it.

JEWISH TRAVELING ALL-STARS
I hate the name, but that's our trivia night team name. There was a place every Wednesday where all the cool kids would go to hang out and just get quizzed on random topics. I'm like the king of randomness.

BREAKFAST!
It sucks having a last name like Bacon. I walked into my journalism class one day to find someone had scribbled the word "Breakfast" between my first and last name.

I'M RON BURGANDY?
I said this to one of the lunch-ladies who asked me my name. She actually believed it.

WHOA! WHAT HOT GRAPH! and MY, WHAT A CURVE
since we, the 1st a, are (unofficialy though) a maths class (with additonal math classes, but since it's not official we have normal classes, but we're still mathematicians.) NEway, we invented the jokes: "While the other classes are looking at hot babes, we look at hot graphs!" and "My, what a curve!".



maybe i'll post some more when i remember them.

NOT ALL AT THE SAME TIME PLEASE!
When the teacher asks the class something and nobody responds :xd:

AND THEN YOU KNOW IT, YOUR GOING CALCULATING BINARY
we were talking about how stupid and useless the class binary is and that you never apply it in the future and nick , my classmate made this comment XD

One in-joke that I remember from the 8th grade:

"HINDUISM!!!"
-During a round of trivia involving lessons in history, there were two questions in which people guessed Budhism instead of the correct answer, Hinduish. Hence, for the rest of the trivia game (and in at least one later game), whenever anyone didn't know the answer to the question, the person responded by saying, "Hinduism".

ALL THE GRACE OF A DEAD WHITE BRICK WITH (INSERT NON-ENGLISH LANGUAGE HERE)

Coined when a friend tried (unsuccessfully) to traverse from the rear seats in my car to he middle seats. Result: he ended up on the floor of the center seats.

GOOD GUY, GOOD, GUY, W**K, GOOD GUY, W**K, W**K, GOOD GUY...

Taken from the sketch show Chewin' the Fat, where a new kid in the class is informed about his classmates in simple terms.



TANGOED

Used to refer to people with horrific fake tan that makes them go bright orange. Taken from the old Tango adverts with the orange guy

Something between me and a friend:

"Gotta love Chelmsford. They push more rock than Q92 :mellow:"

Construction (and traffic delay) season starts early :mellow:

SINGING WHITEBOARD
Whenever the teacher writes something on the whiteboard, we all sing it out loud.

PICKING UP BELLA
We did a game where we had to make up ways of how people could make money. Sean said we could do 'Picking up waste', to which Tavita replied 'You mean, picking up Bella, right?'

OUR GROPE DISCED
Spelling mistakes. Originaly was 'Our Group Decided'. Tavita misread it as 'Our Grope Disced'

WASABI-BREATH
Tavita had sushi, so he was being stupid with his Wasabi. He force-fed some to James, who screamed his head off.

CHEESY
Tavita had a pie, and all the cheese had run out of it. It looked so nice <3333

HORRIBLE NOODLES OF DOOM
Karen had noodles, but the packet had a hole in it so all the flavour fell out, and it tasted disgusting D: