This is a simple game. In this thread, we are playing with Google ads much like that other game thread, but in here, all you need to do is post the Google ad you see at the bottom upon opening the thread (or replying).

If it's one of the full-size banner ads, either give a quick write-up (GIVE HIM THE GIFT HE REALLY WANTS...) or do a snapshot. If it's the four little, pick your favorite and copy/paste it. Also you can comment on ads posted here if you like (by making jokes and such).

Hopefully the text will change the ads around and humorous things will happen.

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And this is what I get in the Reply screen..

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Why don't I get a funny one?

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What? I think that's English, but I'm not entirely sure. :mellow:

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Why don't I get funny ones? :(

Oh, but you did.

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Why do I always get funny ones? :(

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