I admit that Pokémon was always a guilty pleasure of mine and I wrote a lot of fanfiction stories about that series too. Team Rocket always was fun to write about because they change their motto almost every episode, so the door was open to make up my own versions. I figured it would be cool to start a little game here where we all can make our own Team Rocket Motto's and have a laugh with it.


Here are the funniest Team Rocket Motto's from my stories. If you want to read my stories drop me a private message and I'll give you the links.

From "The disposable child"
Team Rocket have been robbed from some of their posessions, they catch the thief in her underwear, REALLY in her underwear

"Prepare for trouble."
"And make that double."
"To protect the world from third rate thieves."
"Who take their loot in a bag, brown as autumn leaves."
"To denounce the guilt of a girl with raven hair."
"Who we just happen to catch in her underwear."
"Jessie."
"James."
"Team Rocket is the real deal, when we steal we do it right."
"The law will never catch us when we take off in the night."
"Meowth, try as they might!"

From "The iron Fearrow"
Team Rocket had their biggest heist ever, they seemingly stole over a hundred pokémon succesfully by substituting the full pokéballs of a research lab with empty ones using a pokéball transporter. They even get promoted untill they find out that something went severely wrong, they chose to run before it leaks out.

"The transporter, it must have malfunctioned when we tipped it over. It somehow looped the pokéballs and instead of getting the full ones we got our own empty ones back. I guess this unfortunate turn of events shows that we weren't prepared for that kind of trouble…"
"We know how events can turn out so we'd better get out of here on the double."
"To protect our higher ranks from degradation."
"To be away on a quick vacation."
"To quickly gather all we got from the boss."
"To make absolutely sure that he won't blame us."
"Jessie"
"James"
"Team Rocket takes the plane to Acapulco leaving this night."
"To save our butts from getting involved into what will be a horrific sight."
"Meowth, beddah hurry up or we'll miss da flight!"


From "Keeping up the Charade"
After being fired from Team Rocket, Jessie and James have joined the police force

"To protect the world from Team Rocket's domination."
"To show our redemption all across the nation."
"To denounce the goodness of justice and law."
"And to make sure the jail cell is the last thing you saw."
"Jessie."
"And James."
"Division J will arrest you with the speed of light."
"Surrender now and know your rights."

Okay then. have a go at it.

I moved this to games. I have to admit team rocket was the best part of pokemon. (well, that, and the awful ways ash would win battles that defied logic that the game set up. "use rhydon's horn as an antenna? ... what?")

Prepare yourself.

Yes. Agreed.

Does EVERY anime cliche need it's own thread? :wacko:

MEOWTH THAT'S RIGHT

I liked how the pokemon were the boss of Ash ;p