You know how PETA's all for protectin' animals? What if there's a half-man half-beast creature out there bein' abused? Y'know, like a centaur? What do they do then?

Edit: FIXED. :P

So your parents don't lock you in a cage at night one week out of the month? I thought everyone did that.

I'm quite sure the rules of this forum state that you are not to destroy the innocence of Azumanga Daioh in any fanfic-related posts. See rule 3e.

Wowwwwwwwwwwww................................................

Imagine... if people were talking about us on the internet.............

LOL awesome ^_^

i can't think of one :(

Haha, wow. This is amazingly accurate for something Osaka would say. 5/5 :lol:

Why isn't there mice-flavored cat food?

Much better, Fuzzy. :)

Osaka's advice on how to get a guy to commit:

I wonder if you started diggin' in your backyard, and then kept on diggin'... Would you really reach the other side of th' Earth?

Funny Comic Found On Photobucket:

How do snow-plow drivers get to work?

And how did they make sure the first meter stick was the right length?

Who is this Webster guy and why does he get to decide what words people can use in America?

Those are... actually kinda funny XD

Smochi Banzai!

I'm lying right now.

8D You know those comics and cartoons that have people livin' underwater? How do those folks go to the bathroom, and where do they go? :aha:

Gold. Pure gold. :lol:





How do they get the small "m's" on those M&M's?
And just what do the M's stand for, anyway?



Oh, I forgot this one: Is there such a thing as dirty soap?

"If I ate fireflies, would I be able to make my butt light up too?" 8D

*six weeks later*

"It didn't work."

"You know that saying 'woke up on the wrong side of the bed?' I never got the meaning behind that saying. Does this mean theres a right side and a wrong side of the bed and the one you wake up on determines the course of your day? How would you be able to tell which side is which? I don't wanna wake up on the wrong side every morning without knowing it and have a bad day everyday!"


I always thought that if Osaka ever saw Chiyo with her hair down, she'd probably say something like this
"GAAAAAAAH! THEY MELTED!"

"Why is the duck-billed platypus?"

8D "How come a major outranks a lieutenant, but a lieutenant-general outranks a major-general?" :aha:

"Does the light in the refridgerator go off when you close the door?"

"Why can't we use Chiyo Chan to find out?"

"Why doesn't corn oil taste like corn and squid pizza?"

After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water? 8D

I'm too hungry to eat this pine cone.

8D In the old days, could you keep the Spanish Inquisition away by constantly expecting them? :aha:

What kind of lizard is a thesaurus?

"How can someone have an apple in their eye? Wouldn't that hurt?"

What's another word for thesaurus? :lol:

"Why do they call them Sweaters, Sweatshirts and Sweatpants, if we wear them when we're cold?"

Who's Pandora? And why can't we open her box?

Why a grapefruit? Ah mean, who would look at a really sour fruit, that's as big as a cannonball, and say "this reminds me of grapes!"?

In PAL/NTSC conversion... which is the seme and which is the uke?

If you get bitten by a vampire cheerleader, do you turn into a cheerleader too?

"You know how they say breakfast is the most important meal of the day? Does that mean supper's the most important meal of the night?"

"You know how they say breakfast is the most important meal of the day? Why can't you just eat it before bed at night save and yourself all that time in the morning?"

I guess. Lol. Coming up with these is more difficult than I thought. O.o

Thinking like Osaka is hard.

I've never seen a turtle get down, but how would they get up in the first place?!

:chiyo: "The eleventh President of the USA was James Polk."

8D "Did he invent the polka dance?"

(while touring Greece) Why do the Greeks build so many ruins?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Nice one, S-san! :)

8D "Why are they still called the Beach BOYS, when they're all older than our teachers?" :aha:

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Hmmm, my edit tag says "Kid Charlemagne", but the name above my avatar is still "amrak63", while my post over on "Your Nick, Avatar, and Sig" does show my new name. 'Tis a puzzlement... :huh:

our forum doesn't ever get names right


actually I was looking through old topics the other day and I think I saw a dr. chakwas post