ok, in this game, after you make a fortune cookie comment about the above person, you list a person (real or fake) for the next person to make a comment about

ex:

moses

don't let a little water spoil your party!

I'll start off with one that shouldn't be too hard:

Darth Vader

TIME PARADOX

but benno's got a gecko on it!

Darth Vader:

The future could cost you an arm and a leg

And my follow-up choice would be:

King Kong

you = hairy business




Brain

PLAY JAR ISM

they have the same name, but different ways of playing


brain:

despite your hopes, your friend is never thinking what you are

indiana jones

Nazis will be the bane of your existence. -_-



Helmut Kohl

Stick to hypnotizing chickens.

(That's all I got.)

Next:

Spiderman

With your strut and song, one day you will make it to Broadway.

Mami-san.

A cool head is no excuse for an unguarded neck.

Mikhail Gorbachev

You will one day be animated on the Simpsons.

Senjougahara Hitagi